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okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

(via biscuitlikeboundlessness)

It was tonight and among a few speakers was the math teacher that I had for Statistics last year, and needless to say, even for a religious event such as this, he crossed the line with his beliefs. What should have been an encouraging speech that was intended to prepare our senior class for going out into the real world and encountering new things and new people, turned into basically a big rant that shoved his beliefs at us. Normally, I’d just let it stew and shrug it off later, as I did in Statistics when he did the same thing, but he went off on ‘laws that society has developed’ that are apparently ruining us, and OF COURSE, among other things, was that apparently society has just about brainwashed us into thinking that homosexual marriage is okay, and that the bible claims it is an abomination and that homosexuality increases mortality rates and there are things seriously wrong with that. Now THAT pissed me off. Because here he was, completely pressing HIS opinions at a group of seniors and their families, telling them that what he believes is how it should be, and otherwise we were wrong. He drew the line and really pissed off a lot of people. THEN he offered to allow anyone to come and talk to him about how they felt about his opinions in his classroom!! I seriously can’t stand him!!

mrs-paul-mcbitchface:

jojenobrien:

Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.

Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.

do it guys

(via lawnegbert)

John was tapping his fingers against his desk, humming as he worked on his worksheet and listening to the chatter of Karkat and Sollux next to him, when he felt his pocket vibrate. 

A quick glance up found the teacher outside on the phone. 

Pulling his phone out of his pocket, he punched the passcode in and read the message. 

Dave Stri-dumb said:

I’m fucking bored. I hate calc. 

Have you changed my name in your phone yet?

Across the school, Dave answered a message that read:

John Eggbutts said:

You’re the one who chose to take that instead of Algebra 2 which is way easier. 

I’ll change yours when you change mine.

Dave Stri-Dumb said:

Touche x2, eggbutt. 

Wanna ditch next hour and hang out 

John ran his tongue across his lips, thinking about their date last night and his father getting home just early enough to cockblock. 

John Eggbutts said:

Meet you in the parking lot. 

[Hope you liked it! I wanted to try something a bit different with this one ^.^ Please tag me in this when you publish. Please, thank, and enjoy]

 Ahhh. Cute! Thank you!!